AboutMe
I am a strikingly attractive man in my 30’s the heart of a saint, the sense of a humor of a comedian, and the charisma of Robert Downey Jr. I am happily married to the love of my life, although I don't think its fair she hordes all this man to herself. I have been trying to convince her that sharing is caring, but she doesn’t see my proposal as prosperous as I do. Together we have two beautiful children that are my life, no matter how bad my day is just looking at them makes everything perfect…they truly complete me.
I am still trying to figure out what I want to do when I grow up, my first goal was to become a trust fund baby, but unfortunately I wasn’t born to a wealthy family. While pursuing my continuing education I dabbled in porno. I spent countless hours and sleepless nights researching my future in adult film, all I ended up with was a chaffed penis and a sticky keyboard…but no hair on my palms, that is a myth not truth. After deciding that my future may not be in the adult arts I made a decision to maintain that as a hobby instead. In pursing my options I decided to go down the road of accountant, it sounded quite prestigious; accountant, count…similar to duke or earl. I went through my studies dreaming of the day I would walk into my workplace and people would address me as Count Timothy, that day has yet to come. Instead I was accounting for the money of rich individuals unlike myself, that’s when I decided that my next goal in life was to become a rich individual. I chose the path of real estate (seemed to breed rich people), and progressed to a position titled controller within my organization. When I received my card that said “controller” I was thrilled, at that point I thought I would control the company; I would kick the rich guy out and become the rich guy. I have yet to win that battle, I fight that fight each and every day, but the man keeps me down.
While I am not yet the rich man that controls everything, a porn star, or a trust fund baby; I have a blessed life. What more can a man ask for, born with striking good looks, hung like a horse, natural sophistication, married to a little hottie, gorgeous kids, great friends, my hog, and a kick ass golf cart that I cruise around in at my Indiana summer estate…I got it pretty damn good!